I am proud to report that we have been the dominators of the ants. At least we think we have. We have left the little cardboard poison cards along our baseboards and seen very few ants since the great influx. I am a little sad that I was the only person home when the ants were completely ridiculous. No one was there to share the amazing victory that I have had over the ants. H caught the tail end of the influx, but didn’t really understand what it took for me to hop the little death cards along to floorboards to kill the ants.
I noticed a week or so ago that I was seeing the occasional ant. I didn’t think much of it. Our apartment is older. It’s spring, bugs happen. Then they found my desk. My desk where I live most of my academic life. Oh hell no they can’t be on my desk. H got some little ant houses, but they didn’t seem to be doing anything so we got some liquid terro, which is what my mom always used. We put them on and around my desk. When I got home tonight the one on the floor was dry. In 6-7 hours they had eaten all of the poison. I refilled it and migrated the ones on my desk down. I’ve been slowly hopping them along the baseboard to follow the path of the ants.
It’s not pretty. They are everywhere. There are so freaking many of them. It freaks me out but fascinates me as long as they aren’t on my desk. I have had several little poison cards that all look like this picture. There is no room along the edge for more ants to get to the poison, otherwise, I imagine there would be more of them. I hope that they will take all this poison back to their little colony and die die die.
I don’t like ants. They freak me out just enough to make me feel ookey. Now, anytime I have an itch or a nerve twinge anywhere on my body, I think it is an ant crawling on me because for a couple days, it was. Thank God we have tile so we can see exactly where they are going. I would be freaked out by having them in my carpet. Ant corpses everywhere, ick. It’s blurry because I had to get really close and was hovering off the edge of the bed so as not to touch ants. As you can see there are too many ants. There are so many they are fighting to get at the edge of that poison droplet.
Supposedly they’ll all be gone in two weeks, which is not soon enough for me. The sooner those ants are dead the sooner I can get rid of the poison yellow brick road spanning my house.
I have also gotten very minimal amounts of the terro on my hands from distribution and moving the cardboard along their path. It doesn’t give any kind of instructions for what you are supposed to do when it touches your hands. I’ve been washing them, so hopefully that will be good enough. Otherwise I will be poisoned from touching my keyboard, mouse, and other things in my apartment. Here’s hoping we can give the ants a grand goodbye sooner rather than later because they are not okay. Not okay.